







Crop Sweatshirt: You're Useless Now, You're Welcome
Introducing the "You're Useless Now, You're Welcome" Fan Merch Shirt: Embrace Empowerment, Celebrate Their Worth
Celebrate the Theytriarch's power and embrace their confidence with their exclusive "You're Useless Now, You're Welcome" Fan Merch Shirt. This captivating design features a striking image of the Theytriarchy sitting on a throne, symbolizing their reign over destiny and the empowerment that comes with embracing their worth.
"You're Useless Now, You're Welcome" boldly displayed on the front serves as a powerful declaration of their strength, reminding both yourself and others that they are in control.
The image of the Theytriarch seated on a throne captures the regal essence within them, exuding confidence and authority. It's a visual representation of the power they hold, as they confidently claim their rightful place in the world.
This fan merch shirt is a statement of pride, encouraging you to embrace the Theytriarch. Wear it as a daily reminder of their journey and the impact they make on you.
By owning this shirt, you not only celebrate their individuality but also support a small creator (me - the Theytriarch) who takes pride in creating merchandise. Your purchase directly contributes to the continuation of their work, allowing them to create more empowering designs and content.
Embrace their power, celebrate their worth, and inspire others to do the same. Order your "You're Useless Now, You're Welcome" Fan Merch Poster todae and make a bold statement of empowerment and self-assurance. Together, let's redefine societal norms, champion self-expression, and celebrate the strength within each of us.
More details
- 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
- Midweight fabric: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Theytriarchy
- Email: daeann-knight-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Crop Sweatshirt: You're Useless Now, You're Welcome Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
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S
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18 1/2
|
21.38
|
M
|
19.25
|
22.75
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L
|
20 1/2
|
25 1/2
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